{"product_id":"your-boss-says-hi-9798989478026","title":"Your Boss Says Hi!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a revenge story\u003c\/strong\u003e. Well, that's my intention, anyway . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI, Oakley Durant, am nobody's fool\u003c\/strong\u003e, at least not once I've seen photographic evidence. If my smug-faced, lying boyfriend thinks he can gaslight me out of believing that \u003cstrong\u003eI saw\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ewho and what I saw\u003c\/strong\u003e on his phone, he's got a wake-up call coming in hot. I recognize her and the cross-eyed squirrel on her shoulder-which should definitely have left her with more than a few RAGRETS!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we're at his company picnic, and I am not going to make a spectacle of myself. I'm going to have one more free margarita, and then I'm going to get the hell out of here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is rock-solid plan . . . until the owner of the company, Hollis Nyx, former NFL player\/current Daddy Thick Thighs (ugh, don't ask, and please do not encourage my use of this nickname - it could only end embarrassingly for me), raises his beer at me and smiles. It would be rude not to say hello and introduce myself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know how sometimes hello leads to a conversation, which leads to some mild flirtation, which leads to two people in the elevator headed up to the president\/CEO's impressive corner office? Yeah, it's like that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eListen, nobody's looking for a happily ever after here. I know exactly what I'm doing with this man. I'm getting even, that's all. This is just one incredibly hot, spite-fueled encounter on his huge leather couch. And up against his tinted (probably) windows. And in his private bathroom. And it only makes sense that a gentleman like Hollis Nyx would buy me dinner afterward. But that's where it ends. This is no fairy tale. No swoon-worthy romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNope, never going to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Twice Shy Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50727634075922,"sku":"9798989478026","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_d5fb7701-cb4d-4fe9-9944-6e260ad8742e.jpg?v=1734915877","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/your-boss-says-hi-9798989478026","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}