{"product_id":"you-suck-9780060590307","title":"You Suck","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing undead sucks. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise  Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMoore, Christopher:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eChristopher Moore is the author of the novels \u003cem\u003eSecondhand Souls, Sacré Bleu, A Dirty Job, \u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eLamb.\u003c\/em\u003e He lives in San Francisco, California.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Morrow \u0026 Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50629957615890,"sku":"9780060590307","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_1be45d17-f60d-4dbf-9059-0e5397bfeffa.jpg?v=1732738154","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/you-suck-9780060590307","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}