{"product_id":"you-know-youre-50-when-9780767902106","title":"You Know You're 50 When...","description":"\u003cb\u003eWhether you're over the hill, approaching the hill, or rolling down it, this is the ultimate guide to life after 50--so get your readers and settle in!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGetting closer to the big Five-O? Know someone who is? Sure, 50 might be a scary number, but it's also a state of mind, an opportunity to drape an afghan over your shoulders when you're chilly or start enjoying cruises. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor anyone in denial about reaching the half-century milestone, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Richard Smith clues you in on certain signs that you can't ignore. Because even if you feel like you're at the top of your game, you know you're 50 when . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Blowing up balloons gets you winded.\u003cbr\u003e- You start jogging with an ID.\u003cbr\u003e- It can take up to fifteen minutes to climb out of a hammock.\u003cbr\u003e- \"Staying power\" refers to remaining awake through \u003ci\u003eCats\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e- You think menopause entitles you to park in a handicap zone.\u003cbr\u003e- Your tailor diplomatically suggests it's time to let out your barbecue apron.\u003cbr\u003e- You actually start to obey the \"Don't Walk\" signal.\u003cbr\u003e- Florida starts looking good. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo go ahead and blow your retirement savings on cruises, trips to Paris, and plastic surgery--you've got another 50 years to go!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRichard Smith\u003c\/b\u003e was a \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author whose books and calendars appear in many languages. His works include \u003ci\u003eThe Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, Your Cat's Just Not That Into You, You Know You're 60 When . . ., Everything I Need to Know I Learned from My Dog, \u003c\/i\u003e and the Bad Cat calendar series.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Crown Publishing Group (NY)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50461036052754,"sku":"9780767902106","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_78b334cc-c666-4cfc-b00b-a726714324af.jpg?v=1730053388","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/you-know-youre-50-when-9780767902106","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}