{"product_id":"why-my-third-husband-will-be-a-dog-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-9780312649432","title":"Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious collection of stories from the life of the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eLook Again \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAt last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular \u003ci\u003ePhiladelphia Inquirer \u003c\/i\u003ecolumns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, \"I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian.\" The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. \u003ci\u003eWhy My Third Husband Will Be a Dog \u003c\/i\u003eis that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. \u003cbr\u003eIn this collection, you'll laugh about: \u003cbr\u003e- Being caught braless in the emergency room \u003cbr\u003e- Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls \u003cbr\u003e- A man's most important body part \u003cbr\u003e- Interrupting as an art form \u003cbr\u003e- A religion men and women can worship \u003cbr\u003e- Real estate ads as porn \u003cbr\u003e- Spanx are public enemy number one \u003cbr\u003e- And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLisa Scottoline\u003c\/b\u003e is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of novels including \u003ci\u003eLook Again, Lady Killer, Think Twice, Save Me\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eEverywhere That Mary Went\u003c\/i\u003e. She also writes a weekly column, \"Chick Wit,\" with her daughter Francesca Serritella, for \u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e. The columns have been collected in \u003ci\u003eMy Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space\u003c\/i\u003e. She has won an Edgar(R) Award and Cosmopolitan magazine's \"Fun Fearless Fiction\" Award, and she is the president of Mystery Writers of America. She teaches a course on justice and fiction at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater. She lives in the Philadelphia area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Griffin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50674775916818,"sku":"9780312649432","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2a147b3c-2d07-421e-bb58-89f27db70a40.jpg?v=1733865430","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/why-my-third-husband-will-be-a-dog-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-9780312649432","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}