{"product_id":"why-do-men-have-nipples-hundreds-of-questions-youd-only-ask-a-doctor-after-your-third-martini-9781400082315","title":"Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini","description":"Is There a Doctor in the House? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSay you're at a party. You've had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you're introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you'd like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven't had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You're filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance  If you've ever wanted to ask a doctor . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-How do people in wheelchairs have sex? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Why does asparagus make my pee smell? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Why do old people grow hair on their ears? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Is the old adage \"beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .\" really true? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e. . . then \u003ci\u003eWhy Do Men Have Nipples?\u003c\/i\u003e is the book for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCompiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, \u003ci\u003eWhy Do Men Have Nipples?\u003c\/i\u003e offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMark Leyner is the author of \u003ci\u003eMy Cousin, My Gastroenterologist\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eTooth Imprints on a Corn Dog\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eI Smell Esther Williams\u003c\/i\u003e;\u003ci\u003e Et Tu Babe\u003c\/i\u003e; and \u003ci\u003eThe Tetherballs of Bougainville\u003c\/i\u003e. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly in \u003ci\u003eThe New Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTime\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eGQ\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBilly Goldberg, M.D., is an emergency medicine physician on faculty at a New York City teaching hospital. He is also a writer and artist whose paintings have been exhibited in New York City.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Crown Publishing Group (NY)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50925553484050,"sku":"9781400082315","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_48ce71a0-224c-4572-9c97-1d2f046340a7.jpg?v=1738977166","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/why-do-men-have-nipples-hundreds-of-questions-youd-only-ask-a-doctor-after-your-third-martini-9781400082315","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}