{"product_id":"vampires-at-sea-9781951971229","title":"Vampires at Sea","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you liked \u003ci\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows\u003c\/i\u003e, you should buy this book. If you hated \u003ci\u003eTwilight\u003c\/i\u003e, you should also buy this book.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImmortal beloveds Rebekah and Hugh are on vacation! Against a backdrop of ongoing war, this pair of chic emotional vampires from San Francisco sets off on a queer Black Sea Cruise, eager to relax, join an orgy, and feast upon their fellow passengers' desires and sorrows. When Hugh becomes enchanted by an alluring-and possibly magical--nonbinary social media influencer named Heaven, Rebekah's reality capsizes, and her true nature is unleashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA smutty horror-comedy featuring unbridled narcissism, \u003ci\u003eVampires at Sea\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious snack!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLindsay Merbaum\u003c\/strong\u003e is a queer author of strange tales and the founder of Pick Your Potions, a consortium of mixology and witchery. Her first novel with Creature Publishing, \u003ci\u003eThe Gold Persimmon\u003c\/i\u003e, was a 2021 Foreword Indies Finalist. Lindsay lives in Flint, Michigan with her partner and cats.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Creature Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51635538559250,"sku":"9781951971229","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2c843994-417a-4935-bcb7-623b582be61c.jpg?v=1759241664","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/vampires-at-sea-9781951971229","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}