{"product_id":"valentines-are-the-worst-9781665962612","title":"Valentines Are the Worst!","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn unsuspecting Gilbert the Goblin finds himself in the crosshairs of cupids and their heart-tipped arrows in the hilarious latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWho needs valentines? Not Gilbert the goblin! There's no time for cards and hugs and all that mushy malarky with far more important matters at hand--like, uh...eating tacos. When Gilbert bumps into a squad of cupids bent on showering him with love arrows, he runs for his life! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is clearly proof that \u003ci\u003evalentines are the worst\u003c\/i\u003e! Can Gilbert avoid the trappings of the holiday or will love find a way?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf it was Alex Willan, and \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e Gilbert the Goblin, who was in charge of writing the stories, he'd make a book called \u003ci\u003eAnchovies are the Worst!\u003c\/i\u003e. Alex is the author-illustrator of the Worst! picture book series and the Jasper \u0026amp; Ollie series, as well as the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eGot Your Nose\u003c\/i\u003e, written by Alan Katz. Alex lives in Chicago with his dog, Harley, who is the absolute best. Visit him online at AlexWillan.com.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51831640129810,"sku":"9781665962612","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_913d9f70-879f-4c9d-b096-5fba0a9d0968.jpg?v=1767008462","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/valentines-are-the-worst-9781665962612","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}