{"product_id":"unidentified-funny-objects-9-9781951064037","title":"Unidentified Funny Objects 9","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Unidentified Funny Objects series delivers an annual dose of funny, zany, and unusual science fiction and fantasy stories. All-new fiction from the genre's top voices! In this volume you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Overworked fairies distributing swords.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Alien yeti slackers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Elf bakers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Absconded books\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Superhero dance battles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Matchmakers ... in spaaace!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis anthology contains the following stories: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Hero of Small Things\" by Amanda Saville\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Chai Noon\" by Esther Friesner\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"If Pages Could Blush\" by Kyle A. Massa\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Time Loop Device is Counting Down\" by Beth Goder\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Crouching Swan Hidden Polka\" by Jim C Hines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Sgt. Yeti\" by Gini Koch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Great Beyond Commands\" by John Wiswell\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Second Wish\" by James Beamon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"These Three Aliens Walk into a Bar\" by Simon R. Green\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Our Most Sincere Apologies to the People of Brazil\" by Jane Espenson\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Liability Insurance Policy for Immortals, Cryptids, and Other Magical Beings: Annual Newsletter\" by Tina Connolly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Shadchen of Venus\" by Lavie Tidhar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Cory Sucks\" by Auston Habershaw\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Sunnyside Daycare Employees' Chat Log, Post Alien Takeover\" by Amanda Helms\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Cooking Up Trouble\" by C. Flynt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Right to Remain Silent\" by Jody Lynn Nye\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Auntie Elsie's Compleat Guide to Heartbreak\" by Tim Pratt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Troll Bridge\" by Adam Gaylord\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Do Gumshoes Dream of Electric Sleep\" by Dave Vierling\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Hell's Bureaucracy\" by David Hankins\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Crisis of Fate\" by Zach Shephard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"UFO Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50392573214994,"sku":"9781951064037","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_608fc148-b3b1-44e2-9dc4-d9ba80448f37.jpg?v=1728975723","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/unidentified-funny-objects-9-9781951064037","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}