{"product_id":"twice-broke-but-never-broken-9781647494827","title":"Twice Broke But Never Broken","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy name has been added to the roster of a very exclusive club. This club's roster\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehas names in it that may very well surprise you. The club's membership includes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esome very prominent individuals of great wealth and lofty social stature, as well as\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esome individuals of great historic and\/or heroic significance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAllow me to be a \"name dropper\" of a few my fellow club members.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever heard any of the following names? For instance; Thomas Jefferson, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Harry S Truman. R.H. Macy, Henry Ford, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWalt Disney or Charles Goodyear just to name a few? Any of these names \"ring\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea bell\"? All of these guys are on the club's roster as well as so many others you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewould instantly recognize. And just think, I'm a member in good standing of this\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eexclusive club too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, what exclusive club is this and how could I become a member of this club you ask? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat exactly are the requirements to become eligible to belong to a club like this\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewith such an impressive roster? All you need to do to belong to this club made up of such famous\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand distinguished members - to enter your name on this exclusive, prestigious roster is;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHIT BOTTOM - FAIL - GO BROKE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre these guys a bunch of losers? If so, I'm in excellent company!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Go to Publish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50525791093010,"sku":"9781647494827","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_59fb3ba8-e9bf-4ef1-a3d9-0bcd215492b5.jpg?v=1731238903","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/twice-broke-but-never-broken-9781647494827","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}