{"product_id":"tough-titties-on-living-your-best-life-when-youre-the-f-ing-worst-9780306826054","title":"Tough Titties: On Living Your Best Life When You're the F-Ing Worst","description":"\u003cb\u003eNATIONAL BESTSELLER \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e From award-winning TV writer Laura Belgray, a hilarious collection of full-body-cringe, watch-through-your-fingers life lessons her own husband calls \"loser \u003ci\u003eSex and the City\u003c\/i\u003e.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn't know. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early '90s at New York's coolest magazine (as the world's worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying \"tough titties\" to the supposed-to's in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal \"self care\" and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, \u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let's face it: we're all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we \u003ci\u003eknow\u003c\/i\u003e we're not going to do any of it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It'll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever's nearby to say, \"Lemme read you one more part!\" Which is annoying, but tough titties. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She's got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life's most humiliating moments. \u003c\/i\u003eTough Titties\u003ci\u003e is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you.\u003c\/i\u003e\" \u003cb\u003e--Marie Forleo, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eEverything is Figureoutable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaura Belgray \u003c\/b\u003eis the founder of Talking Shrimp and co-creator of \u003ci\u003eThe Copy Cure \u003c\/i\u003ewith Marie Forleo. She has been featured in \u003ci\u003eFast Company, Money Magazine, Forbes, Vox, \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eBusiness Insider\u003c\/i\u003e, and has written for Fandango, NBC, HBO, TBS, Nick at Nite, Nickelodeon, TV Land, FX, Nick Mom, VH1, TNT, Lifetime, Oxygen, the CW, and more. Belgray lives in New York.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Grand Central Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50615403806994,"sku":"9780306826054","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_fda843d0-c5f9-4faf-9b2d-af737337c9f2.jpg?v=1774449552","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/tough-titties-on-living-your-best-life-when-youre-the-f-ing-worst-9780306826054","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}