{"product_id":"toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault","description":"\u003cb\u003eAt last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? \u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe theory of toddler evolution \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMealtime (AKA Hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour unraveling life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd how not to die inside \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLaditan, Bunmi:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \"Bunmi Laditan is a regular contributor to Parenting.com, Mothering.com, iVillage.com, and The Huffington Post, and has appeared on \"Good Morning America\" and \"CBS Sunday Morning.\" She lives with her family outside of Montreal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e She is the humorist behind the social media phenomenon The Honest Toddler, with 371,000 likes on Facebook and 303,000 followers on Twitter. Her newer Facebook feed for Toddlers are A**holes has 25,000 followers - and growing.\"","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50655875629330,"sku":"9780761185642","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2fa0f404-b6dd-4b5b-bfff-26b7d2d2b915.jpg?v=1733382829","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}