{"product_id":"things-you-should-already-know-about-dating-you-fcking-idiot-9780316465328","title":"Things You Should Already Know about Dating, You F*cking Idiot","description":"\u003cb\u003eA hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: \u003ci\u003eThings You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot\u003c\/i\u003e, a collection of 100 dating tips -- complete with illustrations -- that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from \"Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!\" to \"Stop playing games, idiot!\" and, of course, \"PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!\" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBen Schwartz\u003c\/b\u003e is an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He's starred in the television shows \u003ci\u003eHouse of Lies\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eParks and Recreation\u003c\/i\u003e as well as the films \u003ci\u003eThis Is Where I Leave You\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Walk\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the co-author of the national bestseller \u003ci\u003eGrandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals\u003c\/i\u003e and its two sequels. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaura Moses\u003c\/b\u003e is an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits include \u003ci\u003eMarried\u003c\/i\u003e on FX, the 50th Anniversary of \u003ci\u003eA Charlie Brown Christmas\u003c\/i\u003e, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestseller \u003ci\u003eThings You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot\u003c\/i\u003e. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben's bio.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Grand Central Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51200845185298,"sku":"9780316465328","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_d654eb79-c23e-41fd-ac08-5fdb142d8a6d.jpg?v=1744903717","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/things-you-should-already-know-about-dating-you-fcking-idiot-9780316465328","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}