{"product_id":"the-pretenders-of-copper-county-9781964685144","title":"The Pretenders of Copper County","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was supposed to be a straightforward protection job. Remove the target from Vermont, get him to the safehouse, keep him there until his mafia uncle testifies, get back in my employer's good graces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoom, done. Easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it turns out things get complicated real fast when your target is an adorkable, accident-prone cutie with a shockingly low sense of self-preservation, zero clue that he's related to the Fromadgio crime boss, and 100% too much inclination to chat happily with strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Chris compromises our safehouse (and accidentally starts a \"lowkey, unavoidable\" bar fight), our only option is to go undercover... pretending to be campground hosts in Copper County, New York.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake that married campground hosts. (Long story.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm hiding out with a guy who's obsessed with action-adventure shows and hand-knit sweaters, and whose most fearsome talent is arranging charcuterie boards, all of which is far less helpful in a gunfight than you might think.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd worst of all... the sweet little virgin I rescued is growing on me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomehow I find myself listening to his happy chatter when I should be watching the woods, trying to figure out how his mind works when I should be getting us out of this predicament, and appreciating the way he looks in my shirts when I should be focused on getting my career back on track.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when the Fromadgios' enemies finally find us, protecting Chris is no longer just a job. I'll do anything to protect what's mine... and there's nothing pretend about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"May Archer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50900604846354,"sku":"9781964685144","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_87c7e849-bd5d-4a75-b1dd-122cdec6a467.jpg?v=1738388768","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-pretenders-of-copper-county-9781964685144","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}