{"product_id":"the-most-lamentable-comedy-of-oswald-and-livia-with-short-stories-and-poems-9798822944398","title":"The Most Lamentable Comedy of Oswald and Livia with Short Stories and Poems","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Do you love me,\" she asked softly, \"and will you forever?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"I do, and I will, with all my heart,\" he replied.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"That sounds like something you rehearsed, something out of a book.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"I can prove it,\" he said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe stared into her emerald eyes as he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his manly chest. He gave the left nipple a quarter turn. A door flipped open over a small screen with oscillating lines of different colors and with dials underneath it. He looked down long enough to select one dial. The screen changed so that there was a single red line displayed. He looked back up at her and touched the back of her hand. As he did so, the line grew thicker and increased its rhythm. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You can see for yourself,\" he told her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Palmetto Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50920502722834,"sku":"9798822944398","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_3103477a-6b27-49a6-887d-6a910115d647.jpg?v=1738906996","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-most-lamentable-comedy-of-oswald-and-livia-with-short-stories-and-poems-9798822944398","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}