{"product_id":"the-kobold-wizards-dildo-of-enlightenment-2-an-adventure-for-3-6-players-levels-2-5-9781936383054","title":"The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2: (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)","description":"Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD\u0026amp;D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin\/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Eraserhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50557224714514,"sku":"9781936383054","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_afe4585d-ce88-4129-82a0-1d62fec60533.jpg?v=1731775469","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-kobold-wizards-dildo-of-enlightenment-2-an-adventure-for-3-6-players-levels-2-5-9781936383054","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}