{"product_id":"the-jews-5000-years-and-counting-9798888453506","title":"The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom Adam \u0026amp; Eve to Zabar's, this humorous survey of Jewish history is the most outrageous and unreliable account of the Jewish people's wanderings since...the Torah.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A delightful companion to the Torah, the Talmud, and every history book every written about the Jewish people...a perfect book for anyone who has ever wondered how the heck the Jews got here and where the heck are we going and is it okay to laugh about it all? I'll follow Kutner to the answer.\" --Mayim Bialik, Actor, Author, Neuroscientist \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA hilarious read for those with even the most basic level of Jewish knowledge, and the perfect gift for those who want to know more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting \u003c\/i\u003eis packed with Jew-facts, Jew-figures, and the original, never-before-seen documents from those who lived through Jewish history. Read the transcript of the Biblical Patriarchs' and Matriarchs' Group Therapy Session! Sneak a peek at Moses' Secret Diary, or check out the awkward \"I'm dumping you\" text chain from Spain to the Jews in 1492! Collect and trade Rabbi Action Cards! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Covering every major moment in Jewish history from the literal \"Beginning\" to Tuesday's rerun of \u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e, this book will make you laugh. It might inadvertently make you learn. If you're Jewish, it will unquestionably give you something to\u003ci\u003e kvetch\u003c\/i\u003e about.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRob Kutner is an Emmy, Peabody, Grammy, and TCA-winning writer for late-night TV (\u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e), and animation (\u003ci\u003eTeen Titans Go!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003e Ben10\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAngry Birds: Summer Madness\u003c\/i\u003e). He is also the author of the humor books \u003ci\u003eApocalypse How \u003c\/i\u003e(Running Press, 2008) and \u003ci\u003eThe Future According to Me\u003c\/i\u003e (Amazon Kindle Singles, 2014), the kids' comedy-horror graphic novel \u003ci\u003eSnot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales\u003c\/i\u003e (First Second, 2023), and the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling MCU in-universe Scott Lang memoir, \u003ci\u003eLook Out for the Little Guy!\u003c\/i\u003e (Hyperion Avenue, 2023). He has also written material for the Oscars, Emmys, and two White House Correspondents Dinners, and was named a \"SuperJew\" by \u003ci\u003eTime Out New York\u003c\/i\u003e. He is a graduate of Princeton University.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Wicked Son","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51185934401810,"sku":"9798888453506","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_1aad8734-d30c-4ea2-89eb-eb973924ddc2.jpg?v=1744595336","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-jews-5000-years-and-counting-9798888453506","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}