{"product_id":"the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me-9798992379815","title":"The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eI'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've given her dirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's given me much more\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThan I ever deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm begging you sweetly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm down on my knees\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, please, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKILL FOR ME\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman's The Little Shop of Horrors\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTropes: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFated soulmates\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlant biologist \u0026amp; witch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSentient plant as an attack dog\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMen as fertilizer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBone soup\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy would a man be there?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Baneful Ink Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51623813710098,"sku":"9798992379815","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_7e2ee213-440f-4e5d-91e3-521c847b9f6a.jpg?v=1758647105","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me-9798992379815","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}