{"product_id":"the-devils-gunt-9780983854777","title":"The Devil's Gunt","description":"\u003cp\u003eHi, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Rick. AKA, Beelzebub. AKA, Mephistopheles. AKA, Old Hat. AKA, Mr. Scratch. AKA... AKA... AKA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou may think of me as the Father of Lies, but for the record, I'm also the Daddy of Mammon and Steve. But both of them are b-holes. In fact, all my hellspawn are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, I got this idea. I wanted to have a kiddo with a human. I had it all lined up for this adult film star to carry my seed, except the demon who shall remain unnamed screwed up and impregnated the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA male wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now I'm gonna have to go up there to fix this mistake myself. But, it's going to be a chore. He's got a wife who is pretty savvy, and I think his roommate is a serial killer (Hey, I'm only half omnipotent!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI guarantee you, though, I'm gonna see my junior before this tale is done. If I have to eff every bee in the City of Detroit and Wayne County, my little one will be born - or my name isn't Louis Cyphre, or Sy Tan, or Deb Billings, or Burl Ives...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***Praise for The Devil's Gunt***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dean's constant clever innuendos had me laughing out loud at multiple points throughout the book. - Millie Frankel (4\/5)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5 severed fingers out of 5. - The Yeti Reads and Reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Perversely Good Time.\" - A.G. Hilton (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The chapter titles alone had me almost in tears.\" - Duncan Ralston, author of Woom (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Redhand Books LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51676078702866,"sku":"9780983854777","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_631f495c-826e-45c6-879f-334362893293.jpg?v=1761041995","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-devils-gunt-9780983854777","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}