{"product_id":"the-boy-who-failed-dodgeball-9781338749601","title":"The Boy Who Failed Dodgeball","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSixth grade is the worst... and also the best, as Jordan rides the ups and downs of middle-school life in hilarious fashion.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, outrageous things didn't stop for Jordan Sonnenblick after he left fourth grade. No, in many ways the events detailed to hilarious effect in \u003ci\u003eThe Boy Who Failed Show and Tell\u003c\/i\u003e were but a prelude to sixth grade, a time when Jordan would have to deal with...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A rival named Jiminy (his real name is Jimmy -- but, hey, he looks like a cricket)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A stickler English teacher who doesn't care that all the old, worn copies of \u003ci\u003eGreat Expectations\u003c\/i\u003e smell like puke\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- An Evel Knievel obsession\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A first crush on a girl from band\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- An assistant principal who brands Jordan a repeat offender... on his first day (If you want to know why, you have to read the book. A tooth is involved.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- A continued reckoning with both anxiety and asthma\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- And more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJordan Sonnenblick is the author of the acclaimed \u003ci\u003eDrums, Girls \u0026amp; Dangerous Pie\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAfter Ever After\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNotes from the Midnight Driver\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eZen and the Art of Faking It\u003c\/i\u003e, Falling Over Sideways, and The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade. He lives in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, with his wife and two children.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Scholastic Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50630510772498,"sku":"9781338749601","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_65975354-6441-4298-9bff-0a59b05e0f0c.jpg?v=1732753854","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/the-boy-who-failed-dodgeball-9781338749601","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}