{"product_id":"technically-its-not-my-fault-concrete-poems-9780618503612","title":"Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical--and not so typical--middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGrandits, John:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003eJohn Grandits\u003c\/b\u003e is a book and magazine designer and the author of \u003ci\u003eTechnically, It's Not My Fault\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eBlue Lipstick\u003c\/i\u003e, award-winning books of concrete poetry, and the picture books \u003ci\u003eT\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003een Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus\u003c\/i\u003e, which received the Texas Bluebonnet Award, and \u003ci\u003eSeven Rules You Absolutely Must Follow If You Want to Survive the Cafeteria\u003c\/i\u003e. He and his wife, Joanne, live in Red Bank, New Jersey. Visit him online at johngrandits.com.","brand":"Clarion Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50460591522066,"sku":"9780618503612","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_5fdb1b1c-e04c-444e-bb06-c0c17671d226.jpg?v=1730043749","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/technically-its-not-my-fault-concrete-poems-9780618503612","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}