{"product_id":"tchotchkes-and-their-fcked-up-thoughts-the-messed-up-minds-of-your-trinkets-and-treasures-9781685556211","title":"Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: The Messed-Up Minds of Your Trinkets and Treasures","description":"\u003cb\u003eAre your trinkets talking... about you? Probably.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf you've ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into \u003ci\u003eTchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e--a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e think.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined.\"\u003ci\u003e --Foreword Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Whether you're a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker's desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it's a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn't mean it is. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Inside you'll find: \u003cbr\u003e - \u003cb\u003eBric-a-Brac\u003c\/b\u003e--A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity.\u003cbr\u003e - \u003cb\u003eThingamajigs\u003c\/b\u003e--Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket's deepest, sharpest thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e - \u003cb\u003eBaubles\u003c\/b\u003e--From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you'll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eTchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts, \u003c\/i\u003ewill have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA lifetime lover of books, \u003cb\u003eElisabeth Saake\u003c\/b\u003e has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She's been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. Elisabeth is a creek lover, a podcast devotee, and has many, many, f*cked-up thoughts. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and an assortment of disturbed tchotchkes and disgruntled houseplants.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Collective Book Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51201547403538,"sku":"9781685556211","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_0eefa4fe-6dcf-40ca-af13-dc1c50ecfaa7.jpg?v=1744914708","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/tchotchkes-and-their-fcked-up-thoughts-the-messed-up-minds-of-your-trinkets-and-treasures-9781685556211","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}