{"product_id":"sorry-i-barfed-on-your-bed-and-other-heartwarming-letters-from-kitty-9781449427047","title":"Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe cat's answer to \u003ci\u003eSorry I Pooped in Your Shoe\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eSorry I Barfed on Your Bed\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them--no matter what bad thing they've done!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInside \u003ci\u003eSorry I Barfed on Your Bed\u003c\/i\u003e, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat--and human--nature, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJeremy Greenberg is the daily blogger for MSN.com's very popular The Family Room and an internationally headlining stand-up comedian. When he's not writing, performing, or serving as a guest on numerous TV and radio programs, Jeremy's at home in San Diego with his wife and twin toddler sons. Online: www.jeremygreenberg.com.\"\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51552849363218,"sku":"9781449427047","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_315a324d-d269-416f-ac98-de0a5e1aea09.jpg?v=1754908194","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/sorry-i-barfed-on-your-bed-and-other-heartwarming-letters-from-kitty-9781449427047","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}