{"product_id":"smut-9798218406424","title":"Smut","description":"\u003cp\u003eA standalone rivals-to-lovers romantic comedy about sex, love, and the written word, from the New York Times Bestselling Author of\u003cem\u003e The Royals Upstairs \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eA Nordic King\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I first met Blake Crawford, all I wanted to do was hit him in the face. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe the groin. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, maybe I wanted to kiss him too, but that's neither here nor there. I mean, he may have a gorgeous English accent, sexy full lips and an ass I'd like to bite but... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere was I? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRight. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing in the same creative writing class, he's the last person I wanted to speak to, let alone be paired up with for my final assignment. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut here comes the kicker...not only did our project end up getting us both As but we found out we work well together. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReally well together. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hate him and he hates me and yet we churn out gold. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've started writing self-published erotica under a pen name and let me tell you one thing... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWriting dirty sex scenes with the sexiest, most infuriating man you know is a lot harder than you think. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd keeping our hands off each other? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, that's another story...one with an ending I didn't see coming. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Metal Blonde Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50875598110994,"sku":"9798218406424","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_fe5b36d0-119d-474b-86aa-49a76f395d5c.jpg?v=1738291535","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/smut-9798218406424","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}