{"product_id":"smash-grab-relic-1-illustrated-cover-9798348503369","title":"Smash \u0026 Grab (RELIC #1) Illustrated Cover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy standard issued lab badge reads 'Simon' but it really should say 'unexciting nerd with no social life'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't get me wrong -- I love what I do with a passion, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for much else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile chipping away at my work, I'm suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich isn't the most insane part of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy savior is a chaotic, bat-wielding punk with a bubble gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a mad dash to escape the thieves, my knight in studded armor sweeps me across the country while hitting every tourist trap along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile smuggling a fossil, might I add.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and did I mention this pink punk can shift into a dinosaur?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaddox, Maz:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Writer, Podcaster \u0026amp; Weirdo.Maz Maddox is the author of multiple gay romance series, and has a passion for amazing stories. Her books contain laughter, love, heaps of adventure and loveable characters.​When she's not heads down crafting her next wild adventure, she joins her co-host Kirt Graves to chat about their mutual love for queer fiction on the Hoof \u0026amp; Fang Podcast.","brand":"Maz Maddox","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51615480381714,"sku":"9798348503369","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_b6319603-00ee-4b30-a325-13d136fc2de6.jpg?v=1758098122","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/smash-grab-relic-1-illustrated-cover-9798348503369","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}