{"product_id":"sinful-crimes-for-the-artistically-inclined-9781763552050","title":"Sinful Crimes For The Artistically Inclined","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It's you and it's you and it's always been you...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCatholic priest and exorcist Joe Bruno has been nursing a secret crush for months. All he can think about is too-sexy-for-words, demon-killing art historian Percy Ashdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne cataclysmic night, when Joe realises Percy's about to slip from his grasp forever, he's forced to lay his cards on Percy's table. What Joe doesn't know is that Percy's dreamed of this moment since the day they met, and quicker than he can say Hail Mary, Percy whisks Joe away to Europe on the holiday of a lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only problem is, Percy's living a double life. And while he's determined to keep his dark side hidden from his sweet priest, secrets soon start catching up with them. Before he knows it, the two are mired in crime, blood, and zombies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs each disaster falls at their feet, Percy's hapless and hilarious attempts to pretend to be good pull them both deeper into a web of lies, leaving Joe wondering, has he made the worst mistake of his life? Or could Percy really be the happy ending Joe's always dreamed of?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePart one of an MM Romance duology, \u003cem\u003eSinful Crimes for the Artistically Inclined\u003c\/em\u003e is the fast burn, high steam, ride or die, action-packed, elegant, and occasionally horrifying supernatural adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very last line.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwallow down your travel pills. It's going to be a very bumpy ride.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLockwood, W. H.:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - W.H. Lockwood writes MM and MF gothic romance, action-romance, historical fiction, dark academia and cosy horror.Raised on a diet of teen horror books and Pepsi, only willing to leave her den to attend chess club at public school, W.H. Lockwood started writing at a young age and has kept this passion throughout her life.Always a voracious reader, she obtained an undergraduate degree in literary studies from a gorgeous sandstone university, following that with a master's in publishing and editing, then a master's in astronomy, thus uniting her two great loves of the arts and science, leaving her utterly unqualified to cope with the real world. These days, W.H. Lockwood can often be found aimlessly wandering the coffee shops and bookstores of the beautiful city she calls home.","brand":"Castlefield Publishing and Editing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52038872596754,"sku":"9781763552050","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_f570b6b4-4bab-43cb-9c94-f76b67777fe3.jpg?v=1771338389","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/sinful-crimes-for-the-artistically-inclined-9781763552050","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}