{"product_id":"scary-dead-things-a-horror-comedy-9781940415338","title":"Scary Dead Things: A Horror Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill's head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It's a toss-up which fate is worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he's the scariest dead thing of them all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGualtieri, Rick:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \"Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again. Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!\"","brand":"Freewill Press LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50379999346962,"sku":"9781940415338","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_1b93c708-fb7f-41d3-85b4-c347d1a513db.jpg?v=1728672753","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/scary-dead-things-a-horror-comedy-9781940415338","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}