{"product_id":"sarcasm-is-a-dragons-best-friend-9798896493235","title":"Sarcasm Is a Dragon's Best Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003eGemini, a young Ginger dragon, is the odd one out in his family. He's given rules to follow that don't apply to his siblings, and, when he breaks a rule, his mother punishes him. He fights back in defense, nearly killing her. His father exiles him from the nest, forcing him to fend for himself for the first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot long after leaving the nest, Gemini crosses a witch, is cursed to live as a human, and in his wandering gets enslaved by guards from a kingdom notorious for their cruelty toward males.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree years later, their queen, irritated by him, sells him to a neighboring kingdom where he's trapped in a different form of service: kinghood. With enemies everywhere, all Gemini wants is to break his curse and regain his scales.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis fantasy story mixes modern and medieval situations and locations, told by Gemini himself and by some of the other dragons and humans in his life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is just the beginning of Gemini's tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStephanie Collins has an endless fascination with dragons, unicorns, and other mythical creatures. She self-published her first book while on deployment with the army, fulfilling a dream she's had since discovering Stephen King's books as a teenager. Other than writing, she enjoys video games, reading, collecting, and dozens of other hobbies. She lives in Maine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dorrance Publishing Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52103765983506,"sku":"9798896493235","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_36a75811-1fd1-4704-994f-eb9297951361.jpg?v=1773156228","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcasm-is-a-dragons-best-friend-9798896493235","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}