{"product_id":"saints-preserve-us-everything-you-need-to-know-about-every-saint-youll-ever-need-9780679750383","title":"Saints Preserve Us!: Everything You Need to Know About Every Saint You'll Ever Need","description":"\u003cb\u003eHilarious and comprehensive, the ultimate guide to the universe of saints--and what each one means. Cross-referenced by birthdays, professions, and ailments, this is a must-have for any true believer with a proper sense of fun.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYour name . . . your birthday . . . your nationality . . . your job . . . your hobby, each entitles you to the Papally Prescribed, Perpetual Personal Protection of a Plethora of Powerful Patrons in Paradise. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Whatever your problem--social, sexual, or spiritual--or illness--mental or physical, chronic or acute--a Holy Host of Heavenly Helpers is at Hand. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e And you don't even have to be Catholic  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e All you \u003ci\u003edo\u003c\/i\u003e need to discover the identities of Your Very Own Patron Saints, and to avail yourself of their Guaranteed Supernatural Assistance, is this Blessed Book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Religiously researched \u003cbr\u003e- Fanatically comprehensive \u003cbr\u003e- Compulsively cross-indexed \u003cbr\u003e- Incredibly credulous\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSean Kelly\u003c\/b\u003e left teaching to edit the \u003ci\u003eNational Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e. Going from bad to worse, he now writes books (e.g., \u003ci\u003eBoom Baby Moon\u003c\/i\u003e) and television shows (e.g., \u003ci\u003eBetween the Lions\u003c\/i\u003e). He lives in Brooklyn, New York, a loyal Canadian exile and practicing ex-Catholic. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRosemary Rogers\u003c\/b\u003e is the co-author of \u003ci\u003eSaints Preserve Us!, Who in Hell . . ., How to Be Irish (Even If You Already Are), Boomer Babes, \u003c\/i\u003e and the \u003ci\u003eHow to Be Irish 2001 Calendar\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Manhattan and always wears a Saint medal.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Random House Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50872747196690,"sku":"9780679750383","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_b8fe0e6d-c3fa-4110-972e-be285ab4eb8f.jpg?v=1737908172","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/saints-preserve-us-everything-you-need-to-know-about-every-saint-youll-ever-need-9780679750383","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}