{"product_id":"rubbish-pet-portraits-9780008468163","title":"Rubbish Pet Portraits","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e**THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER**\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNot only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Tell ya what mate, why don't you get back to me when you've drawn a picture of my actual dog\" \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"It gets worse and worse the more your eyes scan down the page. Which is really quite the achievement given how bad her face looks\" \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"We really miss Marley. If I ever think I might be forgetting what he looked like, I can gaze at your portrait and know it was nothing like that.\" \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eHercule Van Wolfwinkle is the inimitable genius behind @portaitsbyhercule. His uncanny portraits have raised tens thousands of pounds for his local homeless charity, Turning Tides. His talent is undeniable, and yet many have tried to deny it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50645743665426,"sku":"9780008468163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_0e289dc6-6a53-4aa3-8eb2-ac202f28cc84.jpg?v=1733161418","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/rubbish-pet-portraits-9780008468163","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}