{"product_id":"romancing-the-orc-9798227315724","title":"Romancing the Orc","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't judge a book by its cover model, unless he's an orc with abs of steel and a pierced...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter the makeover of the century, I walk onstage in too-high heels... and trip in front of thousands of people! I'm saved from becoming a face-plant meme by Brokk, who catches me in a romantic dip that makes my tummy flutter. Which it so totally \u003cem\u003eshouldn't\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause Brokk's not just the hunky model on my book covers. He also lives 24\/7 in an orc costume with tusks and green skin. I might write monster romance and wish I had an orc of my own, but monsters aren't real! How can I take this guy seriously?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a creep kidnaps me and demands I solve the mystery of a magical artifact, because of something similar in one of my books, it's Brokk who rescues me once again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out he's not just a gorgeous face and a lickable set of abs. In the jungle, Brokk transforms into the ultimate warrior, vowing to protect me. As we race to beat the bad guys to the prize, heat sizzles between us. When I discover \u003cem\u003eall\u003c\/em\u003e of Brokk is green, I wonder... What if it's not a costume? \u003cstrong\u003eWhat if the guy I'm falling for can make all my monster loving dreams come true?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRomancing the Orc\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eis \u003cem\u003eThe Lost City\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eRomancing the Stone\u003c\/em\u003e, but make it monster! It's a cozy spicy romance between \u003cstrong\u003ean orc who can't keep his shirt \u003c\/strong\u003eon and \u003cstrong\u003ea hot-mess heroine who dreams of monsters\u003c\/strong\u003e. It's part of How I Met My Monster, a new series that reimagines your favorite rom com classics with delicious monster extras!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLuna, Krista:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eKrista Luna writes steamy scifi \u0026amp; fantasy romance featuring otherworldly warriors and the strong heroines they can't live without. She loves combining sizzling romance with pulse-pounding adventure. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eShe wants to leave her readers breathlessly turning the page, eager to see what's next as danger closes in, but love-and a kick-ass couple-ultimately conquers all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen she's not writing, you can find Krista reading or watching her latest scifi or fantasy favorite, all while eating chocolate. Because there's always chocolate. ","brand":"Krista Luna","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51276642746642,"sku":"9798227315724","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_622eb18f-fb52-4bdb-8bc9-4ce87c584bc8.jpg?v=1747133875","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/romancing-the-orc-9798227315724","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}