{"product_id":"rhymes-against-ruins-9781967022946","title":"Rhymes Against Ruins","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn Bombings and Apologies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm sorry,\" said the captain\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter killing your wife\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUpon maiming your children\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd wrecking your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm sorry,\" he said, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The missile, it missed,\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen took a step back\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhen he sensed a clenched fist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That damn missile went left\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhen it should have gone right\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-It's so hard to see straight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ein the middle of the night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dear X, know our country\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003edid not want \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat missile was meant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efor your \u003cem\u003eneighbor\u003c\/em\u003e instead.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Fomite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51475327746322,"sku":"9781967022946","price":3.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_3687be5c-e188-4844-83d1-b924b47ab604.jpg?v=1752592549","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/rhymes-against-ruins-9781967022946","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}