{"product_id":"real-hero-shit-9781945820830","title":"Real Hero Shit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"It's quirky, it's fantasy, and it's horny . . . highly anticipated.\" \u003ci\u003e-- COMICS BEAT\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A fresh, hilarious, and even raunchy spin on the classic questing formula.\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e-- IGN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Real Hero Shit delivers excitement, depth, and most of all, fun.\"\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e-- FOREWORD MAGAZINE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdventure awaits! But our heroes are missing some manpower.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople are going missing in a small mountain town. The city guard are blocked from a real investigation. The notorious Underguild has assigned Michel a secret mission: find the missing villagers and bring whatever kidnapped them to justice. Unfortunately for Michel (and his fellow adventurers, Ani and Hocus), they're short a fighter and need one more party member to foil this plot. Even more unfortunately, the only volunteer seems to be the arrogant, ostentatious, purple playboy Prince Eugene looking to cure his boredom. Covert is not a concept that he's familiar with, and let's just say his commitment to the mission is questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery day is basically spring break for Eugene, but outside the palace walls he crashes into a hard reality: the system that kept him safe in his silk-sheeted bed isn't particularly concerned with the well-being of anyone who \u003ci\u003eisn't \u003c\/i\u003ehim. Eugene will have to level-up his awareness if he means to be a \u003ci\u003ereal \u003c\/i\u003ehero, and time is running short!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eKendra Wells\u003c\/b\u003e is a comic artist and illustrator. Their work includes \u003ci\u003eTell No Tales: Pirates of the Southern Seas, \u003c\/i\u003e political cartooning with \u003ci\u003eThe Nib, \u003c\/i\u003e and character design for Dimension 20's \u003ci\u003eThe Unsleeping City\u003c\/i\u003e seasons one and two. They live in Brooklyn with their cat and enjoy food, swords, and video games where you can kiss.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Iron Circus Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50645735112978,"sku":"9781945820830","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_05e5b6a5-07c3-4478-bdc9-d5e957fe7d56.jpg?v=1733161114","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/real-hero-shit-9781945820830","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}