{"product_id":"puck-me-its-christmas-9798991962094","title":"Puck Me It's Christmas!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you're a blacklisted preschool teacher and somehow end up coaching the worst team in the NHL, it's shaping up to be the crappiest Christmas ever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're adding an NHL head-coaching job to the Yule log dumpster fire of my holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI lost my apartment and had to move back home for the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy mom sneaks into my bedroom to watch me sleep because she \"can't help it. I missed my little girl so much, Ellie!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my day-drinking granny has declared herself the team's new equipment manager so she can ogle hockey butts in the locker room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe last thing I need is twenty-two adult toddlers with blades on their feet and bad attitudes for Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCaptain Fletcher Sullivan? He's the worst, with his muscles and his sneer, turning every practice into The Grinch on Ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween breaking up fights, hosting snack time, and bailing my goalie out of jail, I have no time for Christmas cheer-or for the cocky, absurdly ripped team captain who thinks I don't belong in the NHL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, I played on the women's national hockey team.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, I lift weights.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd yes, I will pick up a six-four hockey player and put him in time-out if he doesn't follow directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's no Christmas miracle coming to save us. We lose. A lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut armed with Goldfish crackers and juice boxes, I'm going to turn this team of ragtag hockey players into winners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven if it turns me into the Grinch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr worse-makes me fall for the enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Adair Lakes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51720987476242,"sku":"9798991962094","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_907faf38-0f24-4b01-bdcd-f299926ac73c.jpg?v=1762944795","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/puck-me-its-christmas-9798991962094","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}