{"product_id":"proper-badger-would-never-9780593528167","title":"Proper Badger Would Never!","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf You Give a Mouse a Cookie \u003c\/i\u003emeets \u003ci\u003eNo, David! \u003c\/i\u003ein this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eProper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.\u003cb\u003e*\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom debut author Lauren Glattly and \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's \u003ci\u003eI'm Not Scared, You're Scared!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eRob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates \u003c\/i\u003eand the Pig the Pug series! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e*\u003c\/b\u003eNo, he won't.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLauren Glattly\u003c\/b\u003e is a children's book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot. \u003ci\u003eProper Badger Would Never!\u003c\/i\u003e is her debut children's book. Lauren lives in New York with her husband. You can find her online at LaurenGlattly.com. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRob Sayegh Jr.\u003c\/b\u003e is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of children's books. He is the author\/illustrator of \u003ci\u003eLove Tails\u003c\/i\u003e and the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eArlo Draws an Octopus\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003e Slow Down, Tumbleweed\u003c\/i\u003e, and Seth Meyers's \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller \u003ci\u003eI'm Not Scared, You're Scared! \u003c\/i\u003eWhen he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California, with his family. To see more of Rob's work, please visit RobSayArt.com.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Flamingo Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50578000314642,"sku":"9780593528167","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_bb735402-1199-4df7-ae29-4309193131bb.jpg?v=1731998234","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/proper-badger-would-never-9780593528167","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}