{"product_id":"poems-to-poop-by-silly-sonnets-lewd-limericks-and-other-bathroom-rhymes-to-pass-the-time-9781250324023","title":"Poems to Poop by: Silly Sonnets, Lewd Limericks, and Other Bathroom Rhymes to Pass the Time","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Brilliant from one end to the next!\" --T. P. Eliot, \"The Waste Land\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A literary laxative for our times!\" --Elizabeth Barrett Browning, \"To Flush, My Toilet\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePoems to Poop by\u003c\/i\u003e will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it\u003cbr\u003e- Enjoy updated classics like \"Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,\" \"One Flush, Two Flush,\" and \"Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening\"\u003cbr\u003e- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrian Boone is the author of a variety of trivia almanacs, humor books, trivia books, plays, musicals, and a novel, \u003ci\u003eGreat Men of Science\u003c\/i\u003e. He lives in the Pacific Northwest with his family in a home with two high-tech toilets.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Castle Point Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50563164668178,"sku":"9781250324023","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_d09cd0ae-8e3e-4949-923c-3d5d471e6c7e.jpg?v=1731866596","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/poems-to-poop-by-silly-sonnets-lewd-limericks-and-other-bathroom-rhymes-to-pass-the-time-9781250324023","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}