{"product_id":"perfect-mismatch-9798227762382","title":"Perfect (mis)Match","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm not one for holding grudges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut when Vincent Forde, billionaire perfume tycoon, crashes his shiny overpriced car into mine?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYeah, I'm holding that grudge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis flashy car, tailored suit, and brooding glare-everything about him screams entitled bosshole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd then he acts like it's my fault!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeriously, who does this arrogant, sculpted devil think he is?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe covers the damages-but with a request that has me fuming-and I figure that's the last I'll ever see of Mr. Rich and Ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept, of course, it's not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuess who struts into my stepbrother's engagement party like he owns the place?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, it's Mr. I'm-Too-Sexy-To-Drive-Properly, lounging by the bar like he's posing for GQ.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI think I hate him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly now, there's something he wants from me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's a rare perfume ingredient he desperately needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Lord of the Scowl is willing to pay me ridiculous money to help get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh and he also wants me to pretend to be his girlfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs if there's anything remotely boyfriend-material about him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a recipe for chaos. A perfect (mis)match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're like a car crash in slow motion. Sure, he revs up emotions I'd rather keep in neutral, but I'm not getting pulled in by that confident grin or those striking cheekbones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept... the more we pretend, the harder it is to remember it's all fake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only one wishing it was real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Relay Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50923671748882,"sku":"9798227762382","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_42386c58-e4a4-48b7-a79e-dc0c6b8a952b.jpg?v=1738958957","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/perfect-mismatch-9798227762382","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}