{"product_id":"only-trick-9781955520133","title":"Only Trick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Don't Look Back in Anger\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn one night, I lost five years of my life. Here's what I know ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was homeless. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a recovering drug addict.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy inked skin crawls from lustful eyes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a serious aversion to women. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy gay partner is a home wrecker. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI own a gun and I'm a damn good shot. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a makeup artist, but it's an insult to my talent. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've never wanted to possess anything except my Ducati ... until I met Darby. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow here's what I know since that day in the ER when she pieced me back together ... nothing-but a few random thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy new \"friend\" is distracting, clingy, and obsessed with acronyms, emojis, and phrases like \"breakfast soul mates.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI didn't want to like her, but she crawled under my skin and swallowed me whole. Now we're best friends and she's my new addiction. I'd drink her from a shot glass, snort her up my nose, or inject her into my veins if I could. What I won't do ... is ever tell her that. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe doesn't know me ... I don't know me. When those missing years come back, I think she will hate me ... I think I will hate me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy parents named me Patrick Roth, and this is my story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Jewel E. Ann LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50864586588434,"sku":"9781955520133","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_8fdab7e6-0d82-4e63-8e8f-e643ba984d6c.jpg?v=1737658219","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/only-trick-9781955520133","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}