{"product_id":"oddly-specific-ratings-9780735379367","title":"Oddly Specific Ratings","description":"We're already constantly judging the people \u0026amp; things around us-we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique 'evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from 'You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to 'My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything-including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars...at best. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - Includes 100 double-sided cards-with each featuring a unique review on the front. \u003cbr\u003e - They all come in a compact two-piece box-perfect for judging things on the road. \u003cbr\u003e - Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and\/or evaluation). \u003cbr\u003e - The outer box measures 4\" wide by 2.7\" tall by 1.7\" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm). \u003cbr\u003e - Cards measure 3.5\" wide by 2.5\" tall (89mm x 63mm).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrass Monkey\u003cbr\u003eVintage-inspired Smartassery \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCreated by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50456269095186,"sku":"9780735379367","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_0b2d02f1-a769-4c74-8406-384e5de6b971.jpg?v=1729904858","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/oddly-specific-ratings-9780735379367","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}