{"product_id":"not-dating-material-9781922741264","title":"Not Dating Material","description":"\u003cp\u003eMOLLY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMoving to Seattle is supposed to be all about getting a fresh start and leaving the bitter man I was becoming behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have new roommates-quirky, sometimes strange, roommates-a nosy, next door neighbor and a grumpy kitty for company, but even surrounded by people, I still don't feel like I belong. Plus, it turns out the men in Seattle are exactly the same as the ones I left behind, and my string of romantic \u003cem\u003edis\u003c\/em\u003econnections continues.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not until one of my roommates, Seven, hits me with some hard truths that I realize where I was going wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe the men aren't the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd there's only one way to fix that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSEVEN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing found tied up naked to my bed by my cute new roommate isn't an ideal way for us to start a friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut apparently a quid-pro-quo is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe keeps his pretty lips zipped about the compromising position, and I step in as his dating coach. We go out, I note where he's going wrong, and he magically becomes dating material.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem is, between my codependent brother Xander and a new best friend I can't get rid of, Molly and I are the target of a matchmaking scheme. My life is way too busy to add another person to it, and Molly is the kinda guy who needs to be made a priority, which I just can't do. Xander's medical anxiety takes up too much of my time, and I've never found a partner who doesn't resent it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm determined to help Molly find his ever after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut that guy will never be me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"May Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50401449672978,"sku":"9781922741264","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_93a0df55-1038-4a21-a120-0293e01d08af.jpg?v=1729135733","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/not-dating-material-9781922741264","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}