{"product_id":"no-reading-allowed-the-worst-read-aloud-book-ever-9781728206592","title":"No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe mummy prepared farro for dinner.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for \u003cem\u003eNo Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever\u003c\/em\u003e, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word).\"--\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Wall Street Journal\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of \u003cem\u003eNo Reading Allowed\u003c\/em\u003e for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!\"--\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eImagination Soup\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCarpenter, Chris:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Chris Carpenter is a software developer for a tech startup in New York.\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHaldar, Raj:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Better known by his stage name Lushlife, Raj Haldar is an American rapper, composer, and producer from Philadelphia, PA. He's also the #1 New York Times bestselling author of P Is for Pterodactyl. Connect with him on Twitter @lushlifemedia.\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGladfelter, Bryce:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - An adventurer at heart, Bryce Gladfelter honed his skills in the arts during hours spent drawing on trains and buses, people watching in markets, and wandering the natural world. Bryce's illustrations are featured in magazines and product labels around the US. He currently resides in Philadelphia, PA.","brand":"Sourcebooks Explore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50613358788882,"sku":"9781728206592","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_e0b4da6f-8516-4d3e-bf02-33274f677d76.jpg?v=1732397274","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/no-reading-allowed-the-worst-read-aloud-book-ever-9781728206592","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}