{"product_id":"my-horizontal-life-9781455577514","title":"My Horizontal Life","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn this raucous collection of personal stories, the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eLife Will Be the Death of Me\u003c\/i\u003e recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBorn in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, \u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/b\u003e is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!'s \u003ci\u003eChelsea Lately\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e www.eonline.com\/chelsealately \u003cbr\u003e www.myspace.com\/chelseahandler\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Borderline Amazing\/A Chelsea Handler Book","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51199309611282,"sku":"9781455577514","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_3ef88670-e77f-4163-8db8-93b6fd24e045.jpg?v=1746628426","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/my-horizontal-life-9781455577514","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}