{"product_id":"mom-meditations-survive-the-wtf-moments-of-motherhood-without-losing-your-sht-9781797239392","title":"Mom Meditations: Survive the Wtf Moments of Motherhood (Without Losing Your Sh*t)","description":"\u003cb\u003eA hilarious gift for moms full of irreverent meditations that provide much-needed comic relief for the many inane (and insane) moments of motherhood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom the creator of the popular \u003ci\u003eMommy Cusses\u003c\/i\u003e blog and Instagram account, this is the guidebook to staying sane when motherhood does you dirty. Perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eHorizontal Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eGo the F*ck to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThere Are Moms Way Worse Than You\u003c\/i\u003e, it is a laugh-out-loud collection packed with irreverent humor and plenty of profanity, featuring snarky guided meditations divided into five sections: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Mom Rage \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Mom Overwhelm \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People Suck \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Kid A**holery \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Doing Our F*cking Best \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e Whether you're trying (and failing) to pee alone, leave the park after you've had your fill of following your kid around like their hired swing-pushing goon, stepping on yet another f*cking toy dinosaur, or trying to keep it together while your mother-in-law dispenses parenting advice, these pages offer solidarity, hilarity, and encouragement when moms need it most. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFUN-TO-READ ADVICE: Featuring 40 bite-sized meditations on familiar and relatable mom moments, this compact humor book is perfect for busy parents who don't have time to read or sit on a meditation cushion. The irreverent take will resonate with any mom looking for comic relief. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e SASSY STRESS REDUCTION: Delivered with wit, warmth, and delightfully justifiable rage, \u003ci\u003eMom Meditations \u003c\/i\u003eis an excellent way for moms to laugh at the absurdities of motherhood and take .5 f*cking seconds to themselves. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e GREAT MOM GIFT: This colorfully illustrated book makes a fun, cheeky gift for Mother's Day, birthdays, and baby showers. It is also great for giving to a friend, sister, cousin, or any mom who would appreciate a present that says, \"I see you.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Mothers of young children \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Mother's Day and new mom gift shoppers \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans and followers of @mommycusses and Serena Dorman's blog of the same name \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Readers who enjoy humorous takes on parenting, including \u003ci\u003eMommy Cusses\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eHorizontal Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWelcome to the Club, Go the F*** to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, and\u003ci\u003e There Are Moms Way Worse Than You\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSerena Dorman\u003c\/b\u003e is humor writer and the sweary author behind the book \u003ci\u003eMommy Cusses \u003c\/i\u003eand the blog and Instagram of the same name. She is a contributor to Scary Mommy and Sammiches \u0026amp; Psych Meds, and her writing has been featured on many popular parenting websites. She lives in Washington State with her husband and two children.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52160157876498,"sku":"9781797239392","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_c9fe20a6-7817-4199-bcfc-01351ec96bf8.jpg?v=1775038222","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/mom-meditations-survive-the-wtf-moments-of-motherhood-without-losing-your-sht-9781797239392","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}