{"product_id":"meet-the-dullards-9780062198563","title":"Meet the Dullards","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the tradition of \u003cem\u003eThe Stupids\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003e Meet the Dullards\u003c\/em\u003e is a clever and irreverent picture book about a comically boring family, from bestselling author Sara Pennypacker and illustrator Daniel Salmieri.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir home is boring. Their food is plain. Their lives are monotonous. And Mr. and Mrs. Dullard like it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut their children--Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud--have other ideas. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever has dullness been so hilarious than in this deadpan, subversive tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSalmieri, Daniel:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eDaniel Salmieri was born in Brooklyn, New York. After that, nothing much else happened. Oh yeah he did illustrate some books: Dragons Love Tacos, Secret Pizza Party, and Those Darn Squirrels!\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSalmieri, Daniel:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDaniel Salmieri was born in Brooklyn, New York. After that, nothing much else happened. Oh yeah--he did illustrate some books: \u003cem\u003eDragons Love Tacos\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSecret Pizza Party\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eThose Darn Squirrels!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePennypacker, Sara:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSara Pennypacker \u003c\/strong\u003eis the author of the #1 \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling \u003cem\u003ePax\u003c\/em\u003e; the award-winning Clementine series and its spinoff series, Waylon; and the acclaimed novels \u003cem\u003eSummer of the Gypsy Moths \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eHere in the Real World\u003c\/em\u003e. She divides her time between Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and Florida. You can visit her online at www.sarapennypacker.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Balzer \u0026 Bray\/Harperteen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50523406369042,"sku":"9780062198563","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_513eccae-0495-459d-803d-c8adbc59d3ec.jpg?v=1731146889","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/meet-the-dullards-9780062198563","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}