{"product_id":"married-to-krampus-9781989967386","title":"Married to Krampus","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy husband has horns, hooves, fur, and a tail.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis Krampus-like appearance didn't scare me away from marrying him. Forever an optimist, I eagerly agreed to be the first bride shipped under the new liaison program to Voran, a country on the newly discovered planet Neron. The Colonel also has two little boys-a huge plus for me since I adore children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy down-to-earth sister says I live with my head in the clouds. And maybe I naively hoped for an out-of-this-world romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat I didn't expect was an out-of-this-world brute. The scowling, growling, rough-around-the-edges Colonel proves hard to live with and impossible to love. He's also proud and possessive and is dead set on keeping me as his wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid I mention he has horns? Well, he's also horny... And our expectations of marriage don't exactly align.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is something behind the scowl of this infuriating man, though, that intrigues me. Catching glimpses of his strong, fur-covered body makes my stomach flutter with excitement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI came to Voran hoping to find my place in its culture and in the Colonel's heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCould there be a way to make this thing between us work?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e_______________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll books in My Holiday Tails series stand alone, loosely connected by the same world and the fact that all heroes have tails.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe books in this series can be read in any order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-----------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains graphic scenes of intimacy. Intended for mature readers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Marina Simcoe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51720963096850,"sku":"9781989967386","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_771f8073-b941-4a50-8432-6976cd038634.jpg?v=1762943235","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/married-to-krampus-9781989967386","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}