{"product_id":"mama-for-president-good-lord-why-not-9781401604097","title":"Mama for President: Good Lord, Why Not?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eListen Up, America!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. 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