{"product_id":"maid-of-dishonor-9798466742725","title":"Maid of Dishonor","description":"\u003cb\u003eSamantha Quinn\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBaseball lover. Plant mama. Eternal friend zone dweller.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI know exactly three things: \u003cbr\u003e1) My heart will forever belong to my best friend, Carter.\u003cbr\u003e2) Carter's heart will never belong to me.\u003cbr\u003e3) I will therefore die alone, surrounded by my houseplants, probably old and grouchy like my eighty-two-year-old landlady, Winifred.\u003cbr\u003eBut now Carter's cousin wants my help planning her wedding, while Carter wants my help stopping it. How am I supposed to both plan and sabotage a wedding at the same time? How do I talk to Carter about weddings all day without my heart fracturing? And how, how, \u003ci\u003ehow\u003c\/i\u003e do I ditch this stupid friend zone once and for all? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eCarter Ellis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.E. teacher. Baseball coach. Also, attractive. Very, very attractive.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI am not secretly in love with my best friend. I absolutely am not. That would be stupid and reckless and a terrible idea all around. I swore I would never fall in love, and that's not going to change now.\u003cbr\u003eExcept...one \u003ci\u003etiny\u003c\/i\u003e little kiss has all sorts of feelings rising in my chest. Feelings I was certain I buried a long time ago. But it doesn't matter; I refuse to give in. I will laugh with her, talk with her, and dry her tears, but I will \u003ci\u003enot \u003c\/i\u003efall in love with Samantha Quinn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50392946114834,"sku":"9798466742725","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_5cc3c8eb-628e-4a62-be6a-f4106832d14b.jpg?v=1728980613","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/maid-of-dishonor-9798466742725","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}