{"product_id":"love-sincerely-yours-9780692170045","title":"Love Sincerely Yours","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Mister.. . . \u003cem\u003eno, too formal\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey there sweet cheeks. . . \u003cem\u003eno, too forward\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Clears throat*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo whom it may concern, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer--because it was \u003cem\u003efree\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI think it's important to be open and honest with your co-workers, don't you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo here I am, being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. But what they don't know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesn't scare me. The fact is, I'd love that \u003cem\u003ebite \u003c\/em\u003eof yours to nip at my bare skin while we're both wearing nothing but sheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd as long as we're being honest, that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e exactly who's boss. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSincerely, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50626566488338,"sku":"9780692170045","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_ff251c95-87d6-432d-89f3-04d2f773eb4b.jpg?v=1732661566","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/love-sincerely-yours-9780692170045","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}