{"product_id":"love-for-sale-chronicles-of-a-canadian-call-girl-9781038340672","title":"Love for Sale: Chronicles of a Canadian Call Girl","description":"Sometimes hilarious and sometimes horrifying, this darkly candid memoir is guaranteed to educate and entertain. From precocious pre-pubescent to troubled trollop, Sandi takes you on a deep dive to her rock bottom that will leave you gasping for air. Alternating between vivid accounts of encounters with Johns and tender childhood memories, the narrator paints a graphic portrait of a woman's journey through rebellion, addiction, and self-discovery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e I pause dramatically, whirl around, and flip up my dress, revealing lacy, pink thong panties and voluptuous, unfettered breasts. At the ping of the microwave, I generously pirouette, giving my ass a little shake along the way. The blushing teenager beams as I shimmy the crimson fabric back over my curves. Spinning about, I strut out the front door, calling over my shoulder, \"Dinner's ready!\"\u003cbr\u003e \"Thanks, Sandi!\" Johnathon hollers.\u003cbr\u003eI saunter down his driveway and hop into the waiting Cadillac. \"My pleasure, honey,\" I shout with a wave. \"Don't forget to feed the cat!\" \u003cbr\u003e Little Johnny shrinks away as we pull out.\u003cbr\u003e \"Seriously?\" snarks Diesel. \"You doing kids now?\"\u003cbr\u003e \"Yup!\" I laugh, checking my phone. \"In and out in ten minutes-literally!\" Or is it figuratively? I always mix those up.\u003cbr\u003e \"You have absolutely no scruples, do you?\"\u003cbr\u003e \"Just fuck off and drive!\" I hand him his twenty bucks. \"Take me back to the office.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTeahan, Maureen:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Maureen \"Mauxy\" Teahan is a breakout writer from the Strathcona neighbourhood of Vancouver, British Columbia. In 2019, after taking a ten-year detour from university to conduct research for her book, Love for Sale: Chronicles of a Canadian Call Girl, she graduated from SFU with a bachelor's degree in English and Sociology. Today, Mauxy's guilty pleasures include French press coffee, funky footwear, and 420. She enjoys travelling and is the proud mother of one son, Chef Jeremy.","brand":"FriesenPress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52038889668882,"sku":"9781038340672","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_78b24526-858c-4135-a454-b61347a82ecb.jpg?v=1771339335","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/love-for-sale-chronicles-of-a-canadian-call-girl-9781038340672","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}