{"product_id":"love-flushed-9781922561237","title":"Love Flushed","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's about to go down... \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnnie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI sell toilet paper for a living. It doesn't seem glamorous but S#!T HAPPENS is going places. We're the fastest growing eco-toilet paper subscription service around. We're amazing-and I should know, I'm my own best customer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter years of hard work, I have everything I need to take my business to the next level-well, everything except the paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen my competition swoops in and offers my supplier a better deal, I'm left up a certain creek without a paddle. I must have done something truly crappy in a previous life because the only person willing to help is my ex-boyfriend, Lincoln 'Linc' Garrett.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man is arrogant, infuriating, and far too attractive for his own good. Thankfully, I flushed any lingering feelings for him the moment he dumped me all those years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo... how did I end up kissing him?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLinc\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnnie and I were hot and heavy in high school. We were the golden couple, ready to ride off into the sunset for our life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil my life went to poop and like the ass I am, I flushed everything good from it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow she's back in town and stirring up all kinds of feelings I thought I'd purged. Feels like desire, happiness, and something that feels a whole lot like-NOPE! It's not happening. No way. No how.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr at least it wasn't. But when Annie's left with no choice but to accept my help, it seems as if my heart might have other ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooks like s#!t really does happen...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Thunder Thighs Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50724843618578,"sku":"9781922561237","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_7636f035-0dfb-4b60-ad48-9118604e1411.jpg?v=1734811029","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/love-flushed-9781922561237","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}