{"product_id":"life-advice-from-a-snarky-scorpio-9780646830902","title":"Life Advice from a Snarky Scorpio","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's time for a shake up in the the way advice is sought and given.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnough of all the advice that is delivered in soft, soothing tones. Advice that tells you to take a bath and practice mindfulness. And advice that ultimately lets you off the hook because life is hard and you're (probably) doing your best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBalls to all that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the advice you didn't ask for - and dished out by a snarky Scorpio. Where else can you go to seek\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esteel-eyed advice on shilling a MLM product, having a threesome and coddling white privilege? Your shaky self doubt and idling indecision is about to be replaced with awesome action taking and Scorpion like resilience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStingers up, lovers \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eJefferies, Fiona:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Fiona Jefferies is a 12th House Scorpio Sun with a kicky Scorpio Ascendent. She lives in Sydney, Australia, and spends her nights doing urban safaris, arguing with herself about the best Nine Inch Nails tune and making the most wicked, slutty brownies. Her first book was A Small Book About Suicide and the last concert she saw was Tool's Fear Inoculum which was strangely predictive of the pandemic times we're currently living in. Fiona like grainy toast with lashings of vegemite, striking the triangle (Trikonasana) pose when under duress and a tall redwood named G.","brand":"Diva Works Pty Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50380656312594,"sku":"9780646830902","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_85ee4715-8c42-4b66-ad35-7fe46ca65733.jpg?v=1728685625","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/life-advice-from-a-snarky-scorpio-9780646830902","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}